Hello Hello! Here we are – another week, another roundup of social media. Between the Selena Gomez And Hailey Beiber drama and yes, even weeks later I’m still struggling with Pedro Pascal changes (can’t stop, won’t stop), real housewives‘ social networks still give. Bravo’s headlines are dominated by more pressing matters, but we still need some fluff. Let’s go.
Yuck of the Irish
Ok, I’m going to need Dolores Catania to cool it. THE The Real Housewives of New Jersey star has long suffered in the love department. But her incessant spurting on her Irish boyfriend Paul Connell it’s getting a bit too much.
dolo, who has yet to feature a non-male storyline, even worked on this season’s tagline to talk about him. “This Jersey girl is Irish lucky and nobody gives a damn about my pot of gold,” she proclaims. We understand it is Buzz Lightning Irish and you are in love.
The two regularly post romantic content about each other on Instagram, but at Dolo the last post takes the cake. Or clover, if you prefer. With a picture of Paul of RHONJ filming the boys’ calendar (which is a crime in itself), Dolores gushed even more about him. “Happy March. Wishing everyone Irish luck from me and my @paul_g_connell. She tagged a few people to thank and ended by addressing Paul as the ‘leprechaun who stole my heart’.
dolo also added a link to plug in the calendar and SIX photos of Paul during his filming. I haven’t even posted six pictures of my husband in total, let alone in one post.
Before you accuse me of being a hater, I’m happy Dolores found such a dedicated man for her. And that she seems to really like. But yeah, I don’t need to be accosted with a bright green Paul every time I see his account. And if they break up, it’s going to be very painful to delete all these photos.
Anyway, I might have to unfollow her by St. Patrick’s Day if she wants to continue like this. Just like a pint of Guinness, I can’t take that much.
Your weekly Gorga
It’s been really hard for me not to feature by Joe Gorga social media posts every week. Because you guys are so…unbelievably stupid. Last week Joestradamus brought us a scientific tip to ponder.
This week, he’s back with more shade and another head-scratching message. Posting a photo of himself pointing straight at the camera, he added some text. Classic Gorga! But I will say in passing that Joe’s photos are getting better. I wondered how long he was going to recycle a photo of himself lying in the sun with his shirt in front of a well-placed cactus.
Anyway, the text says, “Make sure everyone in your ‘boat’ is rowing and not drilling holes when you’re not looking.” Know your circle. He then captioned the cryptic message, “Who could this be?” I don’t know, can you already tell us? One user shared my sentiment and commented, “For God’s sake please stop.” I like a simple read.
Either way, I have questions. For what Joe use so many nautical analogies? Does the woman Melissa Gorga help to make these jewels? Who took the updated photos of him? Finally, when will it stop?
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The Countess continues to serve *BLEEEEP*
So I just learned now that ancient? The Real Housewives of New York star Luann de Lesseps recently went viral among young people. After making a cameo for a fan in October last year, his unusual signature has spawned many tweets and now, a remix!
At the end of the cameo, Read told his fan, “Keep serving c—.” Madam !? Luann departed from Classes with the Countess in Potty Mouth with the housewife. And you know what, I’m not mad. Yes, it’s a controversial word, but it’s like the opposite of “you don’t support other women!” Telling someone to “keep serving c—” has the ultimate “I support other women” vibe!
NOW Read took cheeky audio to the next level – with a remix of course. Cue the club siren! TikTok content creator @TKyle is responsible for the banger, which Luann posted while showcasing a mashup of some of her best moments. Smiling at the camera, lounging on a speedboat and, more appropriately, rushing Andrew Lloyd Webber DJ booth.
I’m not going to lie, this song is a hit. Probably on TikTok only, but it’s nice to see Luan embrace his carefree side. And for making C you next Tuesday less rude and more fun. by Erika Jayne necklace wishes. Speaking of Erika….
The mess of bare breasts
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ dead resident star behind the eyes Erika is known for her controversial Instagram posts. She likes an encrypted message, as well as highly filtered booty photos and selfies.
While Erika may have stopped posting and deleting comments about her legal issues, she’s not above being messy. And neither does his kitchen. The hair extension saleswoman posted a photo to her Instagram, where she sports what I hope is her own creation as she sits topless in her kitchen.
The straight blonde extensions, along with her hands, cover her bewbs, but what couldn’t be covered was the absolute chaos on the counters behind her. As she prepares for the camera, all I can see is the huge pile of makeup, hair products and Starbucks mugs cluttering her kitchen. And the photo’s knockout blow – a giant power cord hanging next to his Keurig, ruining the right side of his photo. That’s all I can see.
Why she chose this photo to post for all to see is confusing. And she added a vague signature caption, which read, “Tell ’em I said hi.” WHO? Your cleaning lady? Because clearly, you haven’t greeted them in a while. But I’m not surprised after seeing by Erika trash, which still shook me.
I’m not here to shame the cleanliness of the counters. But I’m here to soak Erika about her mess because I think she’s a terrible person. Which has nothing to do with his cooking and everything to do with his personality. And knowing that his damage isn’t pretty gives me a little smirk. Because nothing says “it’s expensive to be me” like your glam squad having to fight for elbow space with your mixer.
See you next week, dear readers!
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