Happy Easter almost! Hey, speaking of Easter, do you know who apparently sees themselves as a Jesus Christ-like figure whose current trials and tribulations are not unlike being nailed to the cross? If you guessed “Donald Trump,“You guessed it right!
Yes, rolling stone Incredibly reports that the former president, who was indicted last week for paying a porn star named stormy daniels $130,000 to keep quiet over alleged affair, was ‘offered a chance to surrender quietly and be arraigned over Zoom’, but opted for ‘high-profile midday booking at Manhattan courthouse’ to make it clear that he is being crucified—and is happy to take the heat so his followers don’t have to. (Note: To our knowledge, none of Trump’s supporters have forged business records to conceal a six-figure payment to an adult movie star while running for President of the United States.)”C he’s kind of like Jesus Christ,” a source said. familiar with Trump’s legal team told the outlet. “He says, ‘I’m soaking up all this pain from everywhere so you don’t have to’ [and] “If they can do this to me, they can do this to you”…that’s a powerful message.”
While the Secret Service, which is required by law to protect Trump at all times, reportedly “advocated for proceedings to be held outside of court hours, at night with minimal cameras and fewer risks”, Trump, according to rolling stone‘s, “wants to create the type of scene that he believes will galvanize his fans.”
Anyway, speaking of Trump and the old JC, here’s a favorite clip of the ex-president talking about Christianity.
Speaking of things, we’re not sure Jesus ever did…